Those who are somewhat familiar with a period of Soviet/Russian history during which Gorbachev became secretary general of Soviet Union will most likely enjoy this video. I was laughing out loud when I saw it for the first time on one of the Russian boards. Those who might not have any recollection of the period might not enjoy the clip as much but welcome to watch never the less.

The world thinks Putin is still presedent of Russia. During G8 summit in Japanese comemorative cards contain Putin as the presedent of Russia.

Airplain

An airplane flying from Moscow to New York is preparing for take off. It is coming down the runway but then slows down, turns around and comes back. Hour an a half passes with no announcements and afterwards the plane is on it's way for take off again.
- What was the matter, inquires one of the passengers.
- Our pilot was disturbed by the noise from plains right engine, and it took us more then an hour to find another pilot.



Weather Center's Sever Warning

Weather Center has issued a sever warning to the residents of the local area. High dependency on the accuracy of Weather Center weather forecasts may be hazardous to your health.



Stupidity

Stupidity is like death. Dead do not realize they are dead, but the living still suffer because of it.



Driving vs Walking

When driving all pedestrians seem stupid, when walking all drivers seem arrogant.